STEAK & BJ DAY FOR MEN.

You know the drill. Every 14th of February a man gets the chance to display his fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day he racks his brain for that one special, unique gift that will show her that he really does care for her more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on our face when he gets it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the women to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created.
March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so the ladies finally have a day to show our men how much we care for them.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. From an economic standpoint, we gals get off light! Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder on February 14th to ensure themselves a very memorable March 14th!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. The guys will be overjoyed to spread the word, and to help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
This of course raises an important question that is on the minds of us all:
Does the STEAK & BJ DAY rate us a day off from work???

Steak and BJ Day was founded by Tom Birdsey